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That's what you say when you are trying to open up the presents your kids opened up in lieu of swearing. It came from the cartoons you watched as a kid. If you don't have kids you may not what I'm talking about. But toys today are like getting into "Fort Knox". First there is a box where everything is taped down, wired up and twisted around. But you just can't go to the back. It's in the middle so you have to rip open the box to get to the middle and start cutting away tape and untwisting those @@#@$%$@**# plastic wires. Sometimes you have to twist one way and then halfway through you have to start twisting the other way.
And forget about your fingernails. They will be all broken by the third box. So you get to to spend the better part of the day trying to open up all those cuddly little bears and any other little microscopic toy taped down.
Now I'm sure the company's were tired of either little kids or shoplifters opening boxes and taking something out in the stores so solved the problem by making our lives miserable undoing every..........rresssserrrrffffrresssser, rrressserffferrresser!!!