Who's the real monkey?

Tessa's favorite present was the "jungle chimp". She had to turn it off after awhile because she said he was "a little too hard to take care of". Thank you. A little too talkative if you ask me. We went to her favorite restaurant on her real birthday, which is "Islands" where they surprised her with a little brownie cake. Every day should be your birthday there. The next day Rachel (her best friend) came over and we had more cake.
And no, I'm not drunk in that first picture. I probably just feel like it.